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A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near a

highway, early one cold December morning.

Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the

low shrubs the buck was magnificent..... A once in a lifetime animal.

His rack was huge. The hunter's hand shook as his mind was already

counting the Boone and Crockett points.

Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on his

.300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck.

As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime,

his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down

Highway 16.

The hunter pulled away from the gun stock, set the rifle down, took

off his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer. His

friend was stunned.

"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen

you do. You actually let that trophy deer go to pay respects to a

passing funeral procession. You are indeed the kindest man I have

ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 37 years.”

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  • Peter
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "But what a nice rack!"

    (sigh) "I know, the deer's was pretty impressive too."

  • 1 decade ago

    lol funny! thumbs up

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