How much do you love coffee?

O Coffee...thy wet warmth bringeth me back to my mother's womb.

Startled and wanting breast milk..I drink thee.

Your goodness bringeth joy to my heart.

My cup of you screams "LIVE ...LIVE"..and I obey.

May you warm my tummy til I depart this wicked world.

I'm not that crazy, but I do love coffee. I have at least a cup a day (3 on the weekends)

i preform a ritual everyday where i lie in a coffin of coffee and just soak in it (little creamer rum flavored) i go to work at 4:30 in the morning and stay there until 11:30 at night and im 16 years old so i practically BREATH COFFEE lol

ok well i would never write anything about coffee but i love coffee so much.. except i can not drink it because i get really bad palpitations.. SAD

8 out of 10 omnomnom

I don't love coffee and I don't need coffee. I love my wife, my family, and my friends. If you need sex with coffee go for it.

Eww! I hate coffee...

N in the morning its more good to eat an apple then drinking coffee. lol.

ALOT that now everytime I drink it I can't seem to stop >_<

Had 3 cups this morning till I got too lazy to brew some more >_<

So much that I only drink it once or twice every couple of weeks to keep my teeth from being permanently stained.

No, but my coffee left a love note to me.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I hate it when you make me like glue,

I stick in the pot, I stick in your throat,

Keep it up like this, you're going to choke.

Love and sticky kisses,

Your coffee