if obama showed up at your house?

ask him for all his money

I'd challenge him to a 1 on 1 basketball match and beat him

then I'd laugh

Then i'd ask if he wanted to watch the football game and invite him in

I'd say hi and shake his hand and invite him in and then ask him does he like to be the president and what is his toughest bill to pass. I'd ask him how his wife and daugther's feel about being the first family.

I'd tell him to get the Hell off my property and slam the door in his face...

I'd invite him in. Let him make himself at home. Make some coffee. Bring him an ash tray. Then I'd ask him calmly, "Why are you trying to destroy my country?"

I'd be like, "Hi there Mr.President. What are you doing in the UK? Would you like a cup of tea? Oh wait,how silly of me, you're American. Would you like a cup of stagnant coffee?"

I would be honored. I'd invite him in, offer him some coffee, but tell him not to smoke. lol

I would invite him in for coffee

Then i would chat and ask him what it's like to be President.

And then i would ask him to pay for my college fee...

I would throw doritoes at him.

Then slam the door on his face.

I would say oh know they found out about me!

"Hey man!!! :D Come in ...sit down! dO you want some coke or something??"

5 seconds later

"Okay...so tell me this...WHY IN THA HELL ARE YOU IN IRELAND AND WHY ARE YOU HERE AT 12:01 A.M. IN THA MORNIN?? :D