Help interpret my dream?

My dream was all very confusing, serious answers please. Alright when I fell asleep, I was in knight armor in a sled with presents (sled was not flying) I think I was delivering them, then all of a sudden these other knights were trying to stop me, they manged to knock me off my. When I got up I drew my bow and arrows and started to take them out one by one. The next part of the dream I was Jesus (I hope that wasn't sinful in any way.) I was leading the orphans to a safe place, I forgot what happened after that. Then I was a modern soldier, I was captured by this Corrupt military organization, threatening to kill me if I didn't tell them where was the plutonium. So I told them it was in that sled over there, when they turned around I started shooting them with my handgun, Called in for a helicopter LZ was to hot got in our tank, next thing I knew when the tank crashed in to the tree, these random curtains pulled up out of no where and I found out we were on a stage people were cheering for the performance the enemies and our soldiers were waving to the crowd and that was kind of random, what happened to the battle where we were killing each other. What a weird dream.