Best "bullshido" stories or techniques?

one of my resent favorites was how to dislocate the windpipe and put it back , it sounded almost plausible, and im sure they guy believed it himself. until i checked with a few doctors. who said it was physically impossible to but the windpipe back, they went sure of the dislocation part, but they never heard of a case like that, and a few of them were trauma and emergency room specialists.

I had a fellow student in a class who was thoroughly convinced of the reality of qi. He would sit and meditate and try to create qi balls like so many of the questions here, and was always asking my Shidoshi (term for a licensed instructor in the Bujinkan) about it, and he jokingly said that I was an expert of it.

So, going with it, I said, "Yeah, sure. Watch." I had him put his hands out in front of him, locked at the elbows, and fingers twined in a mudra. I had him focus on his fingers, and watch me with his peripheral vision. I stood just off to the side, and started to act like I was shaping a ball. Now, if you're not aware, the peripheral vision isn't used to picking up details, so it's easy to fool – if you suggest a path, the mind will readily fill in the negative space. So, I kept making the "ball" larger and larger, then moved in front of him. He looked a little confused when I said, "You might feel a little 'pop', like pushing your finger into a bubble." and brought my hands around his elbows. "Now, can't you bend your elbows?" I asked, shaking my head no. Of course, he couldn't. Partly because there's a physiological tightening that prevented it, secondly because, feeling that, he believed he couldn't.

I kept playing with it. I told him how we have a technique called Kanashibari (a term meaning 'sleep paralysis') no jutsu. How you can swear you're awake, and just like in a dream, be completely unable to scream. How it can feel like a chain is being wound around your mouth, preventing you from screaming, as I passed an imaginary chain around his head. "You can't tell me it's not affecting you, can you..." He started to speak, and his voice trailed off until only little gasps came out.

The theme for the next ten minutes continued similarly until he was on the ground, tied up with an imaginary chain and unable to speak (Please don't misunderstand, this has nothing to do with qi. I used to make some money performing as a mentalist [a type of magician]). The moral: be careful what you believe in, even bullshido... It can bite you in the backside.

This is the one who claims 200-0 record, wherein he just hit by such young MMA fighter and the result is disappointing scenario.

See this from Youtube;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

40 years of training in Martial Arts just ruin in one minute event.

Good luck

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