Should I lose the bourbon-stained, sexy-as-fuckinghell Hawaiian shirt look this 2011?

Good heavens, no, darling!!

You're perfect as you are...any more secksiness and you'll break the Internet.

(((The Nolte)))

Hell no! Nothing says "f*ck you" better than a bourbon and vomit stained Hawaiian shirt.

No, but you might mix it up with the occasional Barong-Tagalog or the odd Mexican Wedding Shirt.

But there is nothing wrong with getting one's wardrobe from RonJon's Surf Shop.

Efff, where was I in 2010? I thought this was your new look. The only thing you could do to improve it would be to get nekkid. Just sayin.

Okay, you need to remember the benefits of "branding"

That's right. When you've perfected a look like yours, it becomes part of your trademark. Getting rid of branding is nothing to be taken lightly.

I'll trade you my filthy underpants. I'm gonna buy a new pair for 2011

***** no! It'll be in in '11 THEN whos gonna be the one that knew what was up all along? Yeaahhh, you mister.

Heck no! All them pretty colors are sort of hypnotizing, drawing me back to R&S again and again.

HAIL NO!

But sweet sister Sadie! Comb your bleeping hair!!!!

LOL

Keep the shirt.

Lose the pants..