Your favorite quotes?

"When I was born I was so shocked, I couldn't speak for a year and a half."

-Anonymous

“School Takes 13 Years Because That’s How Long It Takes to Break a Child’s Spirit.”

-Martin Luther King

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

- Albert Einstein

"Will, I'm going to adopt you a little kitty cat. I'm going to make to you love that cat. Then on a cold, dark night I am going to steal into your home and punch you in the face."

Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch)

"Try again. Fail again. Fail Better." -Samuel Beckett

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b**ch-slap that mother******* upside the head!" -Anonymous

"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the **** on."

"We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty."

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." Oscar Wilde.

"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." Anais Nin.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Thomas A. Edison

If you do not have time to do something right, when are you going to find time to correct it? John Wooden

Is it tomorrow yet? NN