Can someone translate this message for me from Spanish to English?

hello i couldnt write to u from my face(book?) i wrote to u from my friends (facebook) hahaha u accepted it without knowing who he is, you know, i have everything under control and my friend (best friend)or (good people) accepted to help me with anything hahaha, the truth is im getting lazy about fighting with you all hahaha, you can see its fun for me hehe, And try not make so many worries/problems woman because you are gonna get a heart attack, well have a happy new year, dont bother sending me back a message in my facebook because i wont bother to read it and also if u send it to my friend hahaha and that way I get the last word in hehehe, take care and remember that i love you all very much hahaha kisses to Martin and you Hahaha bye!

Well as I could not write in my face, I write from my friend jajaja accepted it without knowing it, you know, everything I have checked and my friend good people accept help for anything lol, truth, and I'm too lazy to fight hahaha you, look like fun lol I no longer do so courageous woman who will give you a infartooooo, well happy new year to pass, do not bother to write a message to my facebook because I do not take the trouble to open it, nor if you send it to my friend lol, so I have the last word hehehe, take care much and remember that I love them very much lol, kisses to you and martin jajaja, bye!