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What’s the best pickup line you’ve heard?

Pickup lines have been used on both men and women. Some are good, some are very, very bad, but we can all agree that they’re pretty funny. Share with us any good ones you've heard, but please remember to follow the Community Guidelines.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Guy walks up and asks me for a piece of ice from my glass, throws it at the floor and says "Well, not that I broke the ice can I buy you your next drink". It made me laugh. I thought it was clever. .

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

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  • 7 years ago

    If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

    If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

    Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

    You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

    If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

    For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

    Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

    Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

    Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

  • 7 years ago

    There are times that Kris looks sincere but not all the time. What happened on March 7, 2010 was Kris' own doing. She's been treating Ruffa quite rudely even in Buzz's past episodes but that of March 7 was the last straw. I believe that Kris' actions may spell doom for Noynoy's chances this May. I think the public's eye is more on Kris than his brother nowadays and if Kris doesn't watch it, she may make or break Noynoy.

  • 6 years ago

    Any good strategy should allow you to place bets based on a systematic method. Of course there is always a random element or so called luck involved, but betting is all about stacking the odds in your favor. There should be no guess work involved or bets placed based on gut feelings. Betting is a business and it should be treated like one. Any money you use for betting needs to be separate from money you use for your daily life or anything else. How can you possibly expect to follow a strategy with money that was originally set aside to pay next week's rent with? You can't. This will help you to focus on the task of betting and remove any emotional strings attached to the money.

  • 7 years ago

    f you manage to have the right sports betting strategy and correct approach to betting in general. Are you sick of losing? Interested in finding out how to turn your luck around? Do you want to know which sports betting strategies stand to help you make the most from your betting?

    Any good strategy should allow you to place bets based on a systematic method. Of course there is always a random element or so called luck involved, but betting is all about stacking the odds in your favor. There should be no guess work involved or bets placed based on gut feelings. Betting is a business and it should be treated like one. Any money you use for betting needs to be separate from money you use for your daily life or anything else. How can you possibly expect to follow a strategy with money that was originally set aside to pay next week's rent with? You can't. This will help you to focus on the task of betting and remove any emotional strings attached to the money.

  • 6 years ago

    What happened on March 7, 2010 was Kris' own doing. She's been treating Ruffa quite rudely even in Buzz's past episodes but that of March 7 was the last straw. I believe that Kris' actions may spell doom for Noynoy's chances this May. I think the public's eye is more on Kris than his brother nowadays and if Kris doesn't watch it, she may make or break Noynoy.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    -My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

    -Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

    -Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

    -I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

    --Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

    -If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

    -Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

    -You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

    -My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

    -if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

    -Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

    -See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

    -I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

    -I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

    -If you were a steak you would be well done.

    -Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

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