I just got out the shower and was getting dressed when my arm....?

WOW..yes,just The legend of Hell House..When a candle in a glass,

exploded and caught the lampshade on fire.It was on top of the TV.

Everyone sat there as it burned,til i put it out,

Lots of Etiquette questions here.HUH?

BYE

I witnessed a car accident once, and stayed to watch the car BURN UP ENTIRELY! I remembered a line from Jim Carrey's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and I told the owner of the car that he "probably needs to get it detailed." The fire chief and police officer both laughed but the owner of the car simply scowled at me. scoweled. How many times have you been scowled at lately. I'll ask that question in a sec.

yeah... a man tried to test me once. So I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... reminded me of some film... just can't get the name...

(this is a joke, btw, for u serious folk out there. I know, it's silence of the lambs)

I was with two friends when we got stopped by a policeman. He said that they were looking for someone that matched my two friends' description. I told him "these are not the droids you're looking for."

Luckily he laughed and my friends really weren't the people he was looking for.

Um never seen the movie. If this has only happened once then don't be worried. But if it continues see a docter ASAP