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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Here's your present. You tear off the wrappings, open the box..now tell me, what is inside?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    dead space 2 :D

    Source(s): your a wonderful person! :D
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The cut-off head of some bytch I murdered yesterday.

  • 1 decade ago

    A box of chocolates.

  • 1 decade ago

    An Iphone!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    A picture of me.

    Source(s): Just Kidding.
  • sneezy
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    A penis ?

    Oh geez, gonna have a hard time(no pun intended) explaining this one to my mom

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    A GOAT!!!!

    I shall call him Gilbert.

  • HERMIONE GRANGER!!!

    And possibly a rocketship.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Deodorant...? What are you trying to tell me??

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's a sexy chalupa. Thank you!

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