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mark k asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Husband:Honey I won the lottery pack your bags. Wife: what should I pack. Husband: Everything your gone?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I don't......its just.....What?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Husband: Honey, I won the lottery! Pack your bags! (Implying that they're going on holiday).

    Wife: What should I pack?

    Husband: Everything, you're gone. (Implying that he isn't sharing the winnings and wants to spend them alone).

    Punctuation would make this easier to read and understand. It's not the best joke I've heard :/

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha ha thats so funny

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