How do you make a scrotum more attractive?

I have a tattoo on mine. It says "Please Hold" with a telephone cord wrapped around it. When I get really old, hopefully it'll say something else in between the wrinkles :)

I also have a tattoo on my penis but.... that's a story for another day. Believe it or not, those are my only two tattoos.

I used to feel the same, but then I did a little research. Turns out Wilt Chamberlain had a recipe for making his scrotum look irresistible to the ladies. He would take a Flowbee (turns out he invented it) with a #3 guard on it to get all his scrote-hairs to exactly 1/2 inch in length. Then, he would apply a light mousse and massage in, while blow-drying on medium heat. When that was done, he'd lightly mist it with lavender oil for fragrance and the wet-look.

With this style, he was able to bed over 50,000 women every off-season.

I rather not have a knife near that area. In hollywood actors everywhere are getting scrotum lifts.

I just wish mine was even.

A clean shaven scrotum is an attractive scrotum :-)

Just wash it, and trim the hair so it doesn't get matted up and look disgusting..

What do you mean make it attractive? Its never gonna be attractive! lol, theres no other "normal" way than to leave it be. Most women prefer shaved ones. I do too.

Paint flowers on it

Im sure it would look much nicer slapping against my @rse

Put some makeup on that ***** and give it a mohawk.

Just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else.