What's the funniest thing that you've seen or heard at a house show or a dark match?

I went to a TNA house show in Maryland just outside Washington DC recently and Jeff Jarrett was cutting a heel promo. He was insulting the fans to get heat like saying Maryland had ugly women and was full of fat stupid rednecks.

This was the day after the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Baltimore Ravens in the NFL playoffs. So Jarrett said "and the Steelers are going to beat the Raven's asses every time!" thinking that it would get the crowd mad. But the crowd let out the biggest pop of the night because the people in attendance were mostly Redskins fans since this show was a few miles from DC and Jarrett mistakenly thought they'd be Ravens fans because the show was technically in Maryland! Jarrett looked genuinely stunned and he kept on insulting the crowd but they wouldnyt stop cheering, it was the funniest thing Ive ever seen at a wrestling match!

The one time I went to a wrestling event was a taping of WWE superstars and Smackdown. The match after the tapings was a United States Championship match between The Miz and John Morrison. JOMO came out and told the Miz that he was "looking a little hefty." Then miz started the whole "Really?" thing and there was a hefty chant started. He then said "I'm the Miz and I'm....". The entire arena screamed "HEFTY". The Miz then said "No, no, you do not finish my catchphrase. If you have something to say, you raise your hand and wait to be called on" Swear to god, the entire arena raised their hands. Funniest thing ever.

The Undertaker going crazy in Vienna. He was in a tag team match with HHH and he was anxiously waiting for the tag, all of a sudden he grabs H's bottled water from the steps and throws water on his own face and starts running back and forth across the apron and stomping his foot on the steps. Only at a houseshow would you see something like that from The Deadman.

I seen The Masterpeice Chris Masters spank Cody Rhodes in Moncton, NB haha, and then some kid in the audience in the front row right beside me yelled out "WELL! PLAYED! SIR!!" and masters gave him the thumbs up. lol, it was pretty out of the closet lol

I also seen Batista give somebody the stink face in Toronto

I seen a kid half his size stand up in Jack Swaggers face and call him a hippie in Moncton, nb and then he got kicked out of the show because Swagger almost beat him down.

lol

funny vid too

Batista giving a fan the middle finger and then cm punk laughing