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Ramz
Lv 5

How many elephants can you fit in a taxi?

Update:

Hand job ll : I just try to help u... : ))

Update 2:

Oh, No one give me the right answer... : /

They are 4 elephants, one sits beside the driver and the other three sits together on the sofa at the back....

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Four can fit into a taxi. How many giraffes can you fit in a taxi? None! It's full of ELEPHANTS!!!!!!! lol

    Source(s): Read the joke b/4
  • 1 decade ago

    Did you mean "how do you taxidermy an elephant?"

    I think the more probing question is, how many taxis can you fit in an elephant?

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    MIKE: How do you get three elephants into a mini?

    RICK: I beg your pardon?

    MIKE: You chop them in half. Then you chop them in half again. Then you slice them up very finely. Then you mash them. Then you put them in plastic bags.

    You put some in the boot, you put some in the back seat, and what's left over you put on the passenger seat.

    Source(s): The Young Ones.
  • HOOK
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    2 - the driver, an one passenger with a Trunk

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  • 1 decade ago

    You'd probably want to take out the overweight Indian chauffeur first

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Alot.

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    1 decade ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    why do you do that question?? are u an Elephant???

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