What's the best way to get public hair out of a Kyocera Mita KM-F1060 fax machine?

I haven't shaved or waxed my nether regions since 1987 luv so I'd be asking for help from the family of gremlins who have taken up residence down there.

Mine does that from time to time. What is really annoying is when I have cleared the jam and the machine doesn't acknowledge that it has been cleared and still refuses to work. Then I have top turn it off and sometimes even unplug and replug it in to get it working again. I have even had to do a system restore with the computer if I where printing something from the Internet or from my computer documents.

Using public hair for personal use is against the rules, fax boy.

The Fax Machine is the fanny pack of the electronic sending devices so go old school..... Nair

When did you realize faxing your junk was a bad idea? When the rollers on the paper feed started to squish the head of your penis? Because that was the point where I realized it.

Before you do, can you re-send your fax? The last one you sent came out kind of fuzzy.

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Fax Machine? Who still uses those grandpa???

Hire the three guys from Office Space, I'm sure they'll take care of the problem.

never mind the fax machine, get that one from inbetween your front teeth first

I'm really just going to go ahead and assume this was the result of a sake-fueled Sumo match.