what to say to my retard friends and relatives?

since i inherited some money about two years ago, which put me above the limit at which i could claim benefit, my idiot friends and relatives have endlessly badgered me to commit fraud by continuing to claim benefit. I explained that I have spent years looking over my shoulder and worrying about money and now i don't have to worry about that anymore - of course i agonised about having the cash and then having to watch it dribble away but in the end i accepted it - simpleton bro-in-law suggested if i was caught they would give me only a suspended sentence - retard bro' kept ringing up and pressuring me about the money until I refused to speak to him anymore; they have all had a go although i have explained that they do catch people and they do send them to prison etc etc. But the dummies won't listen. - comment?