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My view asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Joke of the day. Like what?

An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears. "Doctor, my memory's gone. Gone! I can't remember my wife's name. Can't remember my children's names. Can't remember what kind of car I drive. Can't remember where I work. It was all I could do to find my way here." "Calm down. How long have you been like this?" "Like what?"

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  • White Chocolate
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Doc, "I hate to tell you this, but you have Alzheimers disease."

    "Oh no! Doc, what am I gonna do?"

    "Try and forget about it!"

  • neeraj
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    very funny. like what? Difficult to say

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Sounds like I forgot sounds what forgot like sounds cant remember

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not funny.

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  • Submarines
    1 decade ago

    no funni

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    sorry not very funny

  • Beth J
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    :)

    Well I was ready and it was good

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    haha, cute.

  • Radha M
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol (c:p

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