Irish jokes for St Patrick's Day.?

You’ve heard I suppose, long ago,

How the snakes, in a manner most antic,

He marched to the county Mayo,

And trundled them into th’ Atlantic

~William Maginn

or

So, success attend St. Patrick’s fist,

For he’s a saint so clever;

Oh! he gave the snakes and toads a twist,

And bothered them forever!

~Henry Bennett

A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud

Who was frightened and screamed very loud

Then a happy thought hit her

To scare off the critter

She sat up in bed and just meowed

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2 men were sitting at a crowded Irish Pub. between the boys couldn't help over listening to 2 Irish men at a table nearby, conserving... "I hear ya talkin with a heavy accent, are ya from the former u . s . a .?" the different responds, "Aye, convinced i'm, me lad, and also you?" "Why convinced, from County Mayo," the first replies. the 2d gentleman replied with amazement, "i'm from County Mayo meself as well! Ya attentive to the city of Kilbaggen?" the first replied in astonishment, "Aye, Me! I grew up there! top on McFinnerty St." "McFinnerty St. you're saying?... The eavesdropping guy sitting on the bar nudged the different, and requested, "Do you've faith those 2 men?!? WHAT A SMALL international!!!!" the different guy replied, "Nah, that is in simple terms the McSorely twins...they are hammered lower back."