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While cruising at thirty thousand feet, the airplane shuddered. A passenger looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed. "One of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even the flight attendants couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed to make most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attached the package to his or her back. "Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't those parachutes?" The pilot said they were. The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?" "There isn't," replied the pilot as the third engine exploded. "We're going to get help."

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  • Laredo
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Now that was a good chuckle, thanks for sharing with us.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think the pilot means that he knows that the plane is going to crash and he means to get help because he's gonna call "Mayday!" repeatedly.

    but the only help they're going to get is from their guardian angels.

    Source(s): i dunno, wat?
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmfa000000000 thats messed up, they wernt going to get help they were just let everyone die.thats cold lol.

    Source(s): humor
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  • 1 decade ago

    Hardy harr harr

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • Beth J
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    MANOJ

    Source(s): it's what i do
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol :D

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