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? asked in TravelAsia PacificPhilippines · 1 decade ago

What are the most funniest surnames in the Philippines?

Hehehehe, I had encountered many funny surnames during my grade school years... and also in my high school years.. these were:

Dimasuhid (cannot be cheated)

Bocog (bones)

Macabaligoten (breakable penis or dick)

Ongoy (Monkey)

Galolo (Masturbating)

Putot (Short Person)

Panti (Panty)

How about you? what are the funniest surnames that you know?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    dong

    ding dong

    bong

    bong bong

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Funniest Surnames

  • 5 years ago

    Funny Surnames

  • 1 decade ago

    I once saw a girl on a game show and her last name was Kabaong :O and I have an elementary friend and her last name is malibug. When I was in highschool I saw a list of names and one has a last name of Konyat! Aha not a lot but I know there's more funny surnames.

    Source(s): Me.
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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I have a friend (and classmate) whose surname is Panti; I don't think it's a funny surname. Those surnames can be unsual and may have a different meaning but... those people live their lives carrying that name and it's rude to say it's funny (even if some can be pretty amusing).

    Behind those surnames are lineage of people who lived their lives with dignity and were once important in the lives of other people.

    P.S. In grade school, I used to laugh at those but I realized I was being immature.

  • 1 decade ago

    Dimaano - cannot be ....

    Dimalinao - not clear

    Trabajo - job / work

    Perana - Pera-niya - his money

    they are funny only if you don't have these surnames, if you happen to have these surnames, you would likely to get into a fight everyday at school

  • 1 decade ago

    I have heard that there are some person has a funny surname:

    Buctot (hunchback)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There was one in the news: Pekpek (vagina) changed to Perpek.

    Sambuto (buto means penis in Bisaya)

    Bayot (gay in Bisaya)

  • Tootoy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Dimaculang (roughly, never shorted)

    Bagongahasa (newly-raped)

    Pamating (feed for sharks)

    Padaos (?)

  • Junko
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Alindao (alin daw?)

    Source(s): someone from my former HS
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    THERE WAS A FILIPINO COLONEL WHO STAGED A COUP,WHOSE FAMILY NAME WAS BAYAG.

    PACQUIAO,IS ALSO FUNNY,MEANS BUYING IN BULKS.

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