What's the "best joke" about an NBA team.???.?

Since we are going Warriors, I will use them..

It was career day in Johnny's kindergarten class, and everyone was going around and telling the class what their fathers did for a living. There was a policeman, a fireman, a lawyer. Then it was Johnny's turn..

"My dad dances for businessmen. If they pay him enough money, he goes into the back and pleasures them."

Johnny's teacher was mortified. After class, the teacher called Johnny, and said, "Oh my god Johnny, is that true about your father?"

Johnny replied, "No, my dad really plays for the Golden State Warriors, but I was just too embarrassed to tell everyone.."

A father to his son:

"Ya know when I was a kid, I got into the Warriors. Then I got a little older and I got into girls. Then after a while I got back into the Warriors. Because I realized, there are times when a girl won't **** you, but the Warriors will ALWAYS **** you."

I heard this from Artie Lange I just replaced Jets with Warriors.

Ron Artest trying to be calm at least one game.

LOL i was going to say the same joke you said, execpt replace "warriors" with "cavs"

that joke has been used alot and when i 1st saw it it was with the Houston Rockets.

Uhh gosh i dont have any Jokes, the warriors sqaud itself is a joke. kidding lmao

I heard that one about the Chicago Bears.

Miami Heat. That's the best joke ever.

Lefraud james will never win a title

Dwight howard's temper tantrums and how skinny his legs are

Kobe bryant's vacuum size nostrils

Troll stan van gundy

Vince carter being traded cause nobody wants him anymore

Joakim noah scores because he is so ugly and scary players move away

Joke:

Why does Lebron keep his phone on vibrate?

Cause he doesn't have any rings

Wow lol. My teams best joke is a one liner: Isiah Thomas.

Heres another: Eddy Curry.

Thats pretty funny haha.

Haha, that's pretty funny, but they are not that bad talentwise, its like they're just missing one piece.