Will there be Yahoo Answers in Heaven?

Dude, Satan created Yahoo Answers, that's why it's so awesome.

Yes and there will be no trolls in heaven and because people in heaven are so trustworthy they will hve full moderator privallages to moderate the accounts of those in hell or purgatory and delete the accounts of anyone they see fit. Unlike hell or purgatory, their internet connection will be both free, unlimited and completely reliable.

Well just in case you are serious, the answer is most definitely no! And when those who believe in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior go to heaven, the only thing we will care about and desire is being with and worshiping our Father! =)

God bless you!

Yes. But only on dial up. So you will have to listen to a 56k modem going eeeeeowwah tic tic tic blaaaaaat for eternity.

One thing is wrong with this question.....Yahoo Answers exists....Heaven does not.

Yes, Jesus will be perched ontop of a pink unicorn with a vibrating ********* stuck up his *** screaming YAHOOO!! I AM THE ANSWER!!

There will be no need for YA in heaven, so no

No. Only in hell.

Yeah, but the atheists will be cast out so it wil be very boring.