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funny/weird things for a pig(farm animal) to sell I NEED THIS FOR A PROJECT 10 points to best answer?

question says it all.. what are some weird things for a pig to sell...

ex, bacon, pork n beans, porko mags for men,

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  • WB
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Exercise videos.

  • 1 decade ago

    make the animal pig have some of the characteristics of a guy pig. Such as porko mags for men (very good idea) and other things that would qualify a guy who is called a "pig" would buy or sell. The character"Pig" will be a literal and figurative.

  • 1 decade ago

    How about Muslim or Jewish books about the dangers of eating pork. (Since neither of them do) .

    Or the oppisite. A pig selling an ALL PORK Diet plan.

    Pork the other white meat.

    (KFP) Kentucky Fried Pork

    Or a Pig Buying or selling Harry Potter kuz his favorite part in the story is "Hog-Worts".

    Source(s): Boredom on my lunch break
  • James
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Silk Purses

    Pork Rinds

    Piggy Banks

    Bathroom Scales

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  • 1 decade ago

    Humans

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