Have you ever been attacked by an old woman in a Spider-man suit?

"With great fibre intake comes great responsibility..."

Once.

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I've been maced by an old woman wearing nothing but Depends.

It hurts, too.

That upside down kiss in the rain was the worst 90 seconds of my life.

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MY LINK IS BETTER!

yes, and I barely survived. I`m still in counseling.... and considering joining a support group. Let me know if you`re interested.

LOL no I sure havent.

Ive been attacked by women but they were wearin the usual redneck get-ups.

And,,,,they got what they deserved believe me.

Even old girls like to have fun; I'll try not to bite next time.

Yes! It was terrifying, I ran away as quick as I could.

Nope, but if she can come at me like spiderman then she can get beaten like him.

I am that old woman, my spidy senses are tingling