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etsen3
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etsen3 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Any good rapture/may 21st jokes?

i wanna hear some funny rapture jokes/status updates/tweets etc.

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  • Melissa
    1 decade ago
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    TEACHER (on monday morning): Where is your homework?

    STUDENT: uh...i thought we were gonna die...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Harold Camping changes the rapture date as much as a teenager changes their facebook status

  • Richard D
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    How many Harold Campings does it take to screw in a light bulb?:

    I'm rapture what the answer is...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Q: Where did Harold Camping go?

    A:CAMPING!

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  • AlienBlade
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I'm sorry I don't have any of those jokes for you. But don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

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