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Hey Guys, OK, so like I heard about Cali being super good and everything and I'm almost 15 and a half. I'll?

be 16 in like 6 months or so. Then I'll get my license, (doing "learners" now) and then I'll be ready to go to the West Coast. My Mom is threatening to ground me. I had a friend, Cara, who did this after junior year, but I want to do this now because I saw my shedule and there is no way Chemistry and Geometry are going to be good to my acting career (maybe, singing). Anyway, Cara said it's important to get a good agent and stage name and I want to get a good one, so what I need to know.. opps, finish later, G2G my BFF just texted me......Yeah, this is super good, she said I got Ms. Clark for homeroom....

Update:

Thanks for your answers, Cope, Muppet, Ric and all. You won't believe this, Ya know I talked to Ms. Clark and she said I should definitely try out for the play because, she said I was a natural for the Holly Go Lightly part....Yeah !!!!! I AM ON MY WAY.....(and Miss Clark knows everything about Hollywood and was even there when she was younger). So she will have a ton of tips !!!!

Update 2:

Thanks for your answers OM and others. This is getting weird. I'm getting to like my Yahoo Answer "friends" better than my real friends. Do you think I should seek professional counselling ?

Update 3:

Do you think I should get better friends ?

Update 4:

Thanks Maliboo, your pet name/streetname idea totally works.....My stage name will be Boo Bertram.

This was the most excellent idea EVER. This Hollywood thing isn't going to be nearly as hard as I thought ! TSM (Thanks so Much)....xoxo

Update 5:

You won't believe what happened, I called Cara and she got in with this guy in Van Eyes with this heavy foreign sounding accent who said he filmed promos and she said she wanted to do ad work and such and when she got to this guy's house, ummmm well to say the least, it was a total mistake and wasn't anything like she thought, there were like sheets over all the windows and a bunch of weird guys and everything and she totally misunderstood the whole deal and immediately left and had to hitchhike back to her apartment. After hearing that scary story, I'm thinking maybe I just might stay at Witchia Falls H S next year depending on how Cara makes out in LA......but guess what...Mom said I could get a puppy at the shelter if I promise to feed and clean up after it EVERY day.....Thanks for all your help guys, Love Ya, Mean It, signed, BOO BERTRAM..

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  • Muppet
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Come to Los Angeles! The sun shines bright, the beaches are wide and inviting, and the orange groves stretch as far as the eye can see. There are jobs aplenty, and land is cheap. Every working man can have his own house, and inside every house, a happy, all-American family. You can have all this, and who knows... you could even be discovered, become a movie star... or at least see one. Life is good in Los Angeles... it's paradise on Earth." Ha ha ha ha. That's what they tell you, anyway.

    Thank you L.A. Confidential!

    Good creative writing Miss Hilton!

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG, like listen to Cara!! But you totally have to go to school, or they'll put you in jail or homeschool or something and your mom will ground you!!! So ask yourself WWZD (what would Zoey do)?!?! Go to boarding school in LA like PCA!!! FSHA is totally like PCA, except it's not at the beach and there are no boys (all girls!!!). It's only $40,000 a year!!! Then you can be in plays with the boys at Loyola (all boys!!!) and get discovered!!! You can sneak out of FSHA at night, and go to Hollywood to work on your singing career, and get discovered at the Roxy or Troubadour!!! And your mom will never know until you are famous!!

    Anyway, I totally found you a fantastic stage name on a professional name website! Barbie Deep!!! Or do what other famous actresses do, use your first pet's name for your first name, and the street you grew up on for your last name!!

    OMG!

  • 1 decade ago

    So you need a place to stay?!? I hear The Oakwood in Tuloca Lake is the place to be. All the up in comings on the Disney Channel live there. The pool is just one big party. It's only $2700 per month for a studio. I've got connections and can make sure you will get the best one.

  • 1 decade ago

    Liek omg, i knaow rite?! I tink imma just drop outta highskool and move to la without any money, any plans and no job!! I know I'll become an actress, bcuz I am talented and all the other 5,000+ people who didn't make it into show business just suck!!!!!1!!!!1111 And then I can live in Beverly Hills and enjoy long walks on the beach wth Justin Bieber and giggle with the other celebs! Yaaayyy!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Take greyhound and get off in Hollywood, ask anyone you see on Hollywood blvd were to go to be an actress. Give yourself at least 2 weeks to get a part in a movie. Good luck!

  • 1 decade ago

    Awesome. I gotta gig at the high school play. My BFF says I am as good as Sandra Bullock. So I want head shots, and my mother says I have to finish school first. So I went over to JD Powers anyway and my mother took the car keys away. It is just not fair!

  • 1 decade ago

    You are so funny, you should consider a career in comedy.

    That is really funny, but I may be too old here. I think I'm missing some references to something.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wow, seriously?? Ok, LOL

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