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? asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Anyone care to cheer me uppppp?

I'm having a horrible day.

Me and my bf keep fighting, and I really need cheering up. Anything.

Tell me a joke, do something!

Please... :D

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This is my favourite joke:

    Several mathematical functions are at a party, including the exponential function, sine, the natural logarithm, etcetera. After a while, the sine function notices the exponential function sitting by itself. It walks over and says, "What are you doing here all by yourself? Join in on the fun, you know, integrate!" The exponential function says with a sad look, "Integrate? It makes no difference!"

    ...Maybe that won't work. How about this one:

    Two statisticians are hunting. The first one shoots and misses by six inches to the left. The second one shoots and misses by six inches to the right. They high-five and yell "We did it!"

    ...Maybe that won't work either. Maybe this one:

    Sodium and his good friend Magnesium got together and were talking. Sodium says, "Magnesium, I think I lost an electron!" He responds, "Are you sure?" Sodium says, "I'm positive!"

    Maybe that won't work either...

  • ĞĔŹ
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Go to sleep & hope tomorrow is a better day.

    *hugs*

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Star* will make u feel better

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  • 1 decade ago

    No

  • dg
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Hey, guess what.... PUDDING.

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