What does the mirror say when you look into it?

you need a shave

I don't do mirrors. I look through the window to the one I follow. :)))

Move over

My mirror is speechless.

That the ***** Snow White is still the fairest one

U have dashing good looks

Stop looking at me!

Go cut your grass

?ti otni kool uoy nehw yas rorrim eht seod tahW

You get better looking everytime i see you.

Is that your face, or a mask oh ugly one ?