Whats your favorite Politically correct term?

Some of mine

Fresh start-A nice way of saying throw away your identity.

Sanitiation engineer-Janitor

Separated Brethren-Heretics

Spiritually challenged-Fundamentalist

Humility-Blind obedience

Good Citizen-Government sheeple

Republican-Fascist

Democrat-Welfare recipient

Pentecostal-Schizophrenic

College Professor-Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

CEO-Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Employer-Slave Driver

Education-Brainwashing

Pimp-Whore

Hamster-rat

Nationalist-racist

Censorship-Vandalism

Natural Family Planning-Birth Control without knives or drugs.

Acceptance-Submissive Personality Disorder

Islam-A ripoff from Christianity and Judaism

Baptist-Homophobe

Etiquette-Rules to artificially help you feel superior to others

Job Opportunity-Corporate control with an extra dollar

Marriage-permission to have sex

Last Rites-free pass into heaven

Feminist-Femal Chauvenist

Jehovahs Witness-Religion Salesmen

Born Again Christian-Fire Insurance.

Conservative Christian-Sadist

American Dream-Cultural indoctrination

Telemarketing-Sale of junk no one wants

Just cause we care-an excuse for being controlling

The Rules are in place for a reason-Because Im in charge I am always right

The Patriot Act-Legalized Eavesdropping

Lifes not Fair-Im too lazy to help fix the ills or society or show any decency

Nursing Home-Roadblock between a quick and painless death

Traditional Values-an attempt to moralize biggotry, authoritarianism, and blind obedience

Moral Depravity-An excuse to control people

With all due respect-an introduction to an insult