What magical things can your wand conjure up?

Mine causes windows to be left open when it rains and cans of cola to erupt when opened near open books...

O.o

My wand can multitask, stimulate, de stress in an instant, conjure up my wild and wonderful imagination and perhaps most impressive of all - it can perform a disappearing act. ;P

If a guy lets me borrow his wand I can make him fart & fall asleep.

It usually doesn't take near long enough though *cries*

Alright. Someones just gotta say it and seeing as no-one has dared to say the obvious, i feel it is my duty to not let this question go by without the very best answer that can be given and also the answer which all males instinctively thought of first........j!zz...........SPLAT!!!!

Mine can conjure up anything and everything. It specialises in animals; frogs, cats, dogs, horses, dinosaurs, snakes, you name it, it's in the wand.

Lord, I have a wand?

I wave my wand around and horny men appear from everywhere.

When used properly, it can cause feelings of sublime satisfaction and contentment.

Chocolate, that's all needed ;)

Yes, very interesting

YIKES! (don't give my wand any ideas)

*pants*