The talking centipede !?

The Talking Centipede

A

single guy decided life would be more fun

if

he had a pet.

So he

went to the pet store

and

told the owner

that

he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After

some discussion,

he

finally bought a talking centipede,

(100-legged

bug),

which

came in a little white box

to

use as his house.

He

took the box back home,

found

a good spot for the box,

and

decided he would start off

by

taking his new pet

to

church with him.

So he

asked the centipede in the box,

"Would

you like to go

to

church with me today?

We

will have a good time."

But

there was no answer

from

his new pet.

This

bothered him a bit,

but

he waited a few minutes

and

then asked again,

"How about

going

to

church with me

and

receive blessings?"

But

again,

there

was no answer

from

his new friend and pet.

So

he waited

a

few minutes more,

thinking

about the situation.

The

guy decided

to

invite the centipede

one

last time.

This

time

he

put his face up against

the

centipede's house and shouted,

"Hey, in

there!

Would

you like to go

to

church with me

and

learn about God?"

...

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS .....

This

time,

a

little voice

came

out of the box,

"I

heard you the first F****** time!