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Whats the funniest joke you've ever heard?

for me it has got to be womens rights

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    wow. you really seem funny and intelligent. a$$hole.

    there's a man with three daughters. one day, his first daughter comes up to him and asks: "Daddy, why am I named Rose?" Her father says: "Well, when you were born, a rose fell through the window and landed on your head."

    Later, his second daughter comes up to him and asks: "Daddy, why am I named Daisy?" Her father says: "When you were born, a daisy fell through the window and landed on your head."

    Even later, his third daughter comes up to him and asks: "Dauungfsk ;lasdfgkh csciiiiifg?" Her father says: "Shaddup, Cinderblock. Get me another beer."

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    well I'm not sure but some of the questions and answers here had made me laugh before, so hard too

  • ?
    Lv 4
    10 years ago

    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

    Fo' Drizzle!

    Still makes me crack the f*ck up.... :D

  • ?
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    Knock Knock, who's there?

    doctor

    doctor who?

    you just said it!

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    You deserve a crown b*tch...

    Right on the AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ

  • ?
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    You are beaútiful in every single way ..words cant bring you down

  • 10 years ago

    Go f*ck yourself.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    American intelligence

  • 10 years ago

    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hiss

  • .
    Lv 4
    10 years ago

    you look pretty today.

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