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Whats the funniest joke you've ever heard?
for me it has got to be womens rights
10 Answers
- ?Lv 410 years agoFavorite Answer
wow. you really seem funny and intelligent. a$$hole.
there's a man with three daughters. one day, his first daughter comes up to him and asks: "Daddy, why am I named Rose?" Her father says: "Well, when you were born, a rose fell through the window and landed on your head."
Later, his second daughter comes up to him and asks: "Daddy, why am I named Daisy?" Her father says: "When you were born, a daisy fell through the window and landed on your head."
Even later, his third daughter comes up to him and asks: "Dauungfsk ;lasdfgkh csciiiiifg?" Her father says: "Shaddup, Cinderblock. Get me another beer."
- Anonymous10 years ago
well I'm not sure but some of the questions and answers here had made me laugh before, so hard too
- ?Lv 410 years ago
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle!
Still makes me crack the f*ck up.... :D
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- Anonymous10 years ago
You deserve a crown b*tch...
Right on the AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
- Anonymous10 years ago
American intelligence