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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 10 years ago

Fun and Fun only - Hearing aid useful or not for the old people?

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute , I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

"What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's bet ter, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you, after dinner.'"

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Louis XIV of France hated washing and took only three baths in his entire adult life. But he loved beds and owned 413 of them.

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please help me answering the following quiz c-u-m questions:

The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t see it. What is it?

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What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

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In what year did Christmas and New Year’s fall in the same year?

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A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

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9 Answers

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  • 10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Coffin

    God

    Every year

    17

  • 10 years ago

    A coffin

    Space?

    Every year (January 1, 2011 & December 25, 2011)

    9

  • wein
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    unquestionably listening to voices isn't peculiar, and needn't mean a lot in any respect. Voices can unquestionably be a neurological subject. as an occasion, repressed aspects of your character could make new neurological connections to different aspects of your techniques, and if that happens to be the auditory area, then your repressed thoughts ultimately appear as audible sounds. see you later as you do no longer take this heavily, and look at it as one in all those lonely determination of neurons attempting to have their say, you're ok. in case you unquestionably, in toto, experience suicidal, you should at contemporary call on all supplies for extreme help. those crises are ultimately triumph over.

  • 10 years ago

    I just could not stop smiling after reading Little Johny joke.

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  • 10 years ago

    coffin

    air

    every year

    9

  • 10 years ago

    yes hearing aid is useful for old people.they can communicate properly.

    answer to quiz 1.maker doesnot want......

    ans is coffin .

    Source(s): me
  • ?
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Coffin

    Hell

    Every year

    9

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Good joke , very funny.! especially that bathroom joke . super ! , romba nalla irukku . :)

  • Lokesh
    Lv 4
    10 years ago

    interesting

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