Do you find the liberal use of Restraining Orders helps keeps the riff raff from attending Family Functions?

i dont really have that problem, most of my family is either in jail, prison, rehab or mental institution that refuse mixing with other psychopaths or sex offenders... so family functions are OUT!

Family functions that have Restraining Orders, usually have A LOT of party favors that liven up the place.

The wait staff looks good in their blue outfits and are supplied with handcuffs for kinky times and guns to help clear the riff raff out.

Riif Raff are the main reason I actually go to your Family Functions.

They're great to watch in the Nutbush competitions.

Sure!

You know anything described with the word "liberal" is the classy thing to do! (Sarcasm) lol.

sure that works but so does Uncle Chesters shotgun!!!!!