Witches: I saw a flying brookstick!?

How do I put this politely?

You're a lying sack of BS.

I am a witch, little boy, and I also have a college degree (several of them) and a good job. Why make up garbage about neighbors?

*sheeesh*

I advise you to report the incident to the police. Maybe they can lock you up for observation for a while, hmmm?

I will confide in you with complete secrecy because muggles are not supposed to know about this, but here is the deal. Unless your neihbors are evil, they wont do anything to hurt you. Instead of going over their and asking them about the broomstick, tell them that you remembered they were witches and ask them if they could fix your window with their magic. Then offer to have them over for dinner. Become their friends. If they are evil witches, you can file a complaint at the ministry of magic in london. Dont worry, this happens to tons of people.

I would assume they were tricking you. They more than likely threw it at your window and had a string of something of the like to then pull it back to them. They could have rigged it up to make it "fly". I would more easily believe that than an actual levitating broomstick.

I would suggest ignoring them as best you can. If they continue to bother you, file a complaint- I guarantee they won't try any silly hocus pocus with the police.

You can get a college degree with such a poor grasp of the English language and terrible grammar? Depressing...

Back off the Absineth

Do not believe anything you just said. Nobody that has validity would ever speak that way to another. If your trolling it's pretty un cool.

i might do a double take and make helpful i became into seeing what i presumed i became into seeing. Then i might bypass in my domicile and phone somebody and tell them and then lock my doors and characteristic a cold beer.

You're full of crap. Stop lying.

Take your antipsycotics.

lol