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My Assistant's Cans are Distracting Me...Awesome Cleavage...What to Do?

Must keep eyes at eye-level...ideas on involuntary eye migration?

Update:

Perv? C'mon...I'm not the one who came to the office with a low-cut v-neck top.

Girls know damn well what they are doing when they get dressed in the morning. One of my roomies is a hot chick...so its no secret.

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  • 10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    imagine ther old and wrinkly..

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Here's a thought to realize, every time your focus strays to the twins, her eye contact will be increasing the size of the daggers and likelihood she will want to hurt you.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Rip the silicone out of them

  • Pretend it's your grandmother; problem solved.

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  • 10 years ago

    you gross pervert

  • ?
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    no.

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