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Anonymous asked in Pregnancy & ParentingAdolescent · 10 years ago

Embarrassing School Stories?

I'm in the mood to laugh, and I need some stories please :)

Some of my stories:

~I was in 7th Grade and in the locker-room bathroom. Girls always went in their to change for gym. Well, the lock was broken, so I thought I'd go to the bathroom quick. All of a sudden, a really popular girl opens the door, and SCREAMS. All I said was "Hi." Meanwhile, I was sitting on the toilet getting ready to wipe. She apologized like a million times afterward, but I still heard her friends laughing.

~I was in 6th Grade and I needed to go to my locker. I got up to go ask my teacher.

Me: Mr. So-in-so, can I go to my locker?

Teacher: Hi, Water, how are you today?

Me: Good.

-He starts staring-

-Awkward pause-

Me: So, can I go to my locker?

Teacher: Sure.

(Boys, don't read this.)

~I was having my period in 6th Grade and I leaked. I texted my mom and told her I bled through my pants. I told her to call the office and tell them I needed to go to the doctor's for an appointment that she forgot to write a note for. But I wrote it wrong, so she thought I said something else. 20 min. later I'm at lunch with my jacket tied around my waste, and the nurse comes in. She takes me to the nurses office and says "You can either change clothes and come back, or you can just go home with your mom." She was mad at me because I was texting in school. I ended up just going home.

~In Pre-School, I really needed to use the bathroom but someone was in it. So I waited and waited, and this kid didn't come out. By this time I'm like exploding, So I go and pee on the carpet. Nobody ever found out.

~Last year, in High school, their was this really mean, snobby girl who just happened sat next to me during lunch. She started bad mouthing me and my friends. So, I got up, grabbed my milk, and poured it on her head. Now, I'm really shy, but I was raised to stand up for myself and others. But, the whole grade was talking about it for the next month. Oh, and 2 days after I poured milk on her head, she tripped me during lunch and I poured ranch dressing on her. I was so proud of myself after that.

Update:

Yes, my stories made me want to spend a week at home. But, they're funny now. I can't believe how many answers I got, and all of them are so good! It's going to be so hard to pick best answer :(

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    OMg your stories are EPIC LMFaooo!! I loled at the last one!! meehh the worst thats heppened is i was on the toilet and i thought i locked it but this girl opens it and all the girls are staring at my crotch AWKWARD

    Oh yeah and there was this really awkward teacher in my school and i was trying out for volleyball and bumped it and it hit him right in the face:0 lets just say i didnt make the team

  • raub
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Embarrassing School Stories

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    School Stories

  • 7 years ago

    I know this question is 3 years old but I want to share this anyway:

    I was in 5th grade and it was the end of the school day. I think we had just finished a P.E. lesson and we'd gotten changed back into our uniform and were all getting ready to go home. We were standing in the doorway of our classroom and I was literally BURSTING to go to the toilet. We all filed into the corridor and I got so happy as I thought we'd finally be going home and I could go to the school's toilet and do my business. But our P.E. teacher chose THIS particular moment to give us a grand big lecture on "misbehaving during lessons".

    We had to SIT (which is THE WORST position if your bladder is about to explode with yellow water) on the cold, cold floor and listen to 20 minutes of pure utter boringness. I didn't hear a word of what she was saying because I was too focused on, err, my problem. Right there, on the floor of the hallway, I let out the contents of my full full bladder and surprisingly, no-one noticed. I was wearing a skirt and tights and a long fleece that reached my knees. The wet spot that proves you've peed was on the back of my skirt not the fleece so no-one could see I've peed unless... well, unless.

    Before I stood up I made sure to wipe some of the pee off the floor with my butt so no-one would see the wetness and when I stood up I put my fleece OVER my butt. No-one ever found out. Though I guess the cleaners were a little curious later on.

    When I got home, I had to explain all this to my mum. Tragically embarrassing this is.

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  • 5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    In grade 8, I always hung out with the guys and we had these huge rocks in the school yard that only the eighth graders sat on. So we all piled on and a guy jumped on us and we all got all tangled and, long story short, my sad was on some guys face, a guys face was in my vagina, I'm pretty sure I accidentally grabbed someone's penis and my best friends (a guy) pants fell off 😂😂😂 we got in trouble. It's so funny now that I think about if but I was hella embarrassed.

  • 7 years ago

    This girl Sandra needed a bathroom buddy (this happened on second grade) so the teacher makes me go with her and she goes in the stall and starts crying and cursing so she comes out in her light pinks jeans that are soaked with pee so she had to go ask the teacher for an office note she went up to the front of the classroom and everyone started laughing so hard in embarrassment she peed again infront if the whole class and then she pooped her pants

    Funny thing Sandra is a total jerk

    Source(s): 2nd grade embarrassment for jerks
  • 5 years ago

    Ok here I go ....when I was 9-10 years old in school...we had swimming classes every week....first of all I'm a male and my swimming teacher was a female...when we finish the class we have to change clothes and take a shower infront of each other naked and ofcourse our teacher joins us but in her bikini....however I think our teacher enjoys seeing us naked even if we were kids ....and we were thinking its normal in this age ....but now I think it was awkward and embarrassing ....so i think we must've taken other classes naked since we see each other in the shower 😂😂

    do u guys think its normal for us to be naked in this age at school with a fu**en female teacher ?!

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

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    Embarrassing School Stories?

    I'm in the mood to laugh, and I need some stories please :)

    Some of my stories:

    ~I was in 7th Grade and in the locker-room bathroom. Girls always went in their to change for gym. Well, the lock was broken, so I thought I'd go to the bathroom quick. All of a sudden, a really popular...

    Source(s): embarrassing school stories: https://biturl.im/LRpLZ
  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    I know this is really late but Im gonna share a story that just happened 20 minutes ago, which led me here bc i was so embarrassed about it i wanted to read the stories about others who felt the same way.

    So anyway, yesterday was my birthday and my aunt gave me a photo frame with me and my cousin in it. In the photo, i was 10 and really really fat so yeah you can see how the story is building up. So anyway, my mom asked me to thank her via whatsapp in our family group which i did, reluctantly since i never talked in any groups on whatsapp. so i took a photo of my ungly pic, sent it to the group with the caption "thanks aunt so and so" along with other stuff that were really cheesy. so i sent it and about 6 minutes later, no reply was given from my family group but there were like 120 messages in my class group. i thought it was weird and it turns out, i sent the ugly photo with the cheesy message to my class chat instead of my family group and everyone in my class was laughing. Im currently crying while typing this bc i know that im gonna get judged tomorrow when i go back to school and i really wish the ground would swallow me up right now. :(

  • 6 years ago

    So on Friday we had a field trip, the day before that the teachers told us that we didn't have to bring our backpacks. But, I did anyways. I left my backpack in my locker which had my iPhone & the school iPad (where i live our school gives us iPads to keep for the school year and sometimes we can bring them over the summer). I brung everything I needed for the trip. After the trip we had to go back, since our field trip bus was the last one to arrive we had to go straight to our buses. I tried to get my stuff but the assistant principle and a teacher asked me if I took the bus and I said yes. They told me I had to go straight to the bus and tell someone to go get my stuff like over the weekend or somethin. The thing is that I didnt tell my parents I left my backpack in my locker with my iPad which had a loud alarm set for 7:00 am I also turned of the snooze button for the alarm...I still hadn't told my parents yet, which I will..The embarassing part is going to school without a backpack with just my lunchbox and waiting for someone to hear that alarm in my locker. Im afraid that the Janitor will unlock every locker near the sound or somethin to turn it off, I hope nobody hears that alarm going off and hope nobody tries to unlock the lockers near where it is coming from >-<!

    Source(s): WISH ME LUCKKKK ;-;
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