Someone is looking at me, would should i do, this is funny!?

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OK, so i'm standing looking out my window right now, It is pitch black outside and there is someone looking at me. I live in the middle of no where and he is standing on my drive (country track) thing looking at me and i'm staring at him back. I was about to close my curtains when I noticed him. We are having a staring contest (i am, i'm not sure if he is) :P anyway. i'm trying not to laugh at him cause its funny that he is just standing there staring at me (do you think he is drunk?). LOL! What should be my next move? BTW don't worry if he trys to break in I have a dog and a gun :) LOL but i'm not gunna use weapons when I have fists, he will probably just walk off. LOL :) This is so freaking hilarious, i think he can see my laptop. LOL He is just standing there with a straight face and just staring LOL

Thanx 

Tom

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well i know people are gonna start to freak out and say call the cops. but just to make things funny. i would probably moon him. or just wrap your face in tape. lol like in yes man and just sit there and wave at him. but then again. if he doesn't leave i probably would call the cops or something. good luck dont get raped :) and above all have fun.XD

Anonymous · Answer

I have a variety of options:
1. Make faces at him
2. Go down and strike up a conversation with him (like, for example, why the hell he is standing on your driveway)
3. Go get your gun and show it to him out the window
4. Keep staring and wait for him to leave

Katherine · Answer

what if hes a killer like in all those scary movies and is possessed and comes in your house but you cant kill him and he eats you and your dog or turns you into zombies or something....

Shlow down Tommy · Answer

ask him in for a cuppa

? · Answer

LOL!

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Someone is looking at me, would should i do, this is funny!?

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