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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 10 years ago

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

10 points for funniest answer :D

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    10 years ago
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    because he thought narnia was at the other side...

  • ?
    10 years ago

    I can't wait for the day chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned...

  • Unknown
    10 years ago

    Because he was tired of people asking why he crossed the road

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.

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  • Emily
    10 years ago

    Because he saw the car coming.

    Source(s): Meaning he wanted to commit suicide
  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    His girl friend is in the other side so He couldn't wait because Her sound was , chick chick chick...

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Because he was running away from a butcher

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    To takez a ****!@

    Source(s): my brain
  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    he was heading home angry because he had just had sex with an egg who said he came before she did.

    or something like that. :D

  • Jelly7
    10 years ago

    to get to the other side. =)

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