Birthday Cake Designs!! Easy 10 Points?

hey! Easy ten points if you love to draw or design!

My sweet 16 is coming up soon and I need an awesome design for the cake!

Just draw the design (parameters listed below) and upload it to wherever you wish and send me the link!!!! Very simple!

Parameters:

one small picture of a black cat, with green eyes and white nose

one small (very very small) picture of a red palm tree, seriously, it needs to be small and, preferably in the lower right hand corner..

Needs to include yaoi of either

Haku & Zabuza,

SasuNaru,

Edd/Eddy,

L&Light,

or ZaDr.

Choose at least one, no more than three..

Needs to incorporate the colors black, green, blue, purple, white, red, and silver.

Needs to also have a Harry potter theme somewhere in it.

It should somewhat feel Emo or Gothic (prefer emo)

blood

And at least one pic of Shego and Drakken(Kim Possible) together preferably a medium sized pic in left hand middle......

Sorry I'm demanding!