Wanna hear something nasty...?

Pastrami Chicken wings? That sounds fantastic!

Do you have a recipe?

Awesome, I so need another pepper mill for bacon bits, that or buy bacon salt!

Actually my mind is a one track gutter. It's not nasty, so much as out right disgusting.

But, what can you do when someone suggests that you lube a seal? Or your monthly inspections find you wandering around with a box of latex gloves and petroleum jelly for precisely that purpose.

Of course, this is something that forms over the course of a life time. One of my first jobs was at a high end grocery store, I had to learn to have fun with it when women would walk up to me and ask, "Excuse me, but where do you keep your nuts?" It was one of those quesitons you just had to have fun with; the shades of red that a lady's face can turn are impressive; it's like watching fall and winter hit an oak grove in seconds!

One I deal with now is "What size nipples do you have? And how many?" (Look it up in plumbing. Which, probably sounds even dirtier.)

Ahh, the beauty of being a jackass. Enjoy the holiday, I don't get one.

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Ha ha we have dirty minds now? And here I thought all this time it was you telling us that you were the one with the dirty mind? lol I could picture you in the kitchen till 3 am cleaning that oven. 30 lbs of meat you say? Holy hell who are you cooking for? The President and half the people who work at the white white house? ;)

LOL I have a dirty mind???? I think you are just as bad for asking questions like this knowing that people will reply. Can i come and try some of your chicken?

I don't get a day off and I'm eating SpaghettiO's all alone. I gotta get a life.

Actually, I just popped in here to answer with "No."

In all fairness, you did say "nasty" so any thoughts of dirt were justified.

i have never heard of pastrami chicken

That is totally nasty.

I don't hear texts, sorry

holiday?