What humanitarian disaster can be averted through better relations with patchouli oil...?

The Patcholuls must be given their freedom and autonomy from the dictator who currently oppresses them and diverts their oil to his vast personal fortune. Only then can a real humanitarian diasaster be averte...oh, sorry, didn't see the 'wearing hippies' part until too late.

Thanks for a real thoughtful question though. My answer is I don't know.

Filthy long hair dread lock wearing skanks should bathe regularly so they don't have to stink up the world by wearing that crap. Buy a razor and some soap instead, your pits are nasty and your bushy legs make me gag. I don't know how you berkely freaks go down on each other. Maybe that's why they're so concerned with everything in Tibet and the rain forests, because they can't get laid here, they go for endangered apes and panda bears.