How do i train my fish to breath on dry land?

Just whisper encouraging things to the lil guppy. He'll flop around in protest for awhile, but he'll calm down soon enough.

Fish aren't built that way. Could you be trained to breath underwater? If not, your fish can't breath on dry land.

You don't, that is impossible. That's like training a human to breath under with their mouth open. They can play soccer though.

by taking it out of its fish bowl, throwing it on the frying pan and when its ready you have to eat it. THEN and ONLY THEN you have to close your eyes and imagine the fish, and you will see it breathing on dry land. NOT only that, but it will also be running through a meadow of beautiful flowers in slow motion.

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buy or make a miniature snorkel and put it on him IN THE BOWL not outside. then take him out. DO NOT PUT IN SUN if wanted outside buy him a mini umbrella. do this for 2 min the first time, 5 the second, 8, 11, 14, 17, 20 NO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES!!!! this could cause serious harm to you and your fish

do evil jacks. first you only stand and do 10 lifts the place you only bypass on your feet. then do 10 jumps. then do 10 leaping jacks, your palms going up 0.5 way. then do 10 greater with your arm going up each of how. then bypass backpedal, ( leaping jacks, jumps, intense on your feet.) do situps, crunches, push ups. run brief distances. sprint. and only eat healthful, you would be wonderful. good luck!

About a 500 million years of evolution should do it.

Best you start now, it could take a while. ;-)

Ian

LOL! I'm cracking up! Best wishes on that one.

get a plastic one xD

pick them up, put them in a buttery pan. and if they dont learn fast, then you got a balanced meal.

other than that, you cant.