When do you feel the most awkward?

After I took a nice long decent sh*t and then I come out walking from the bathroom strangely because my butt hurts. My friends/relatives could always tell because of it, it's so obvious and makes me feel awkward.

When wearing a hospital gown and waiting for a colonoscopy. Something for you youngin's to look forward too.

When there is a pretty woman next to me and I say something like you are beautiful and their you can not tell what that blank expression on their face is after that I start rambling and feel even more stupid. I hate that. REACT PROPERLY PLEASE so I do not feel like an idiot or a pervert because I just gave you the best compliment anyone can get.

When I raise my hand and the teacher says "Everybody, Scott is actually going to talk!"

-_- b*tch, you don't have to put me on the spot like that

Right after your first kiss xD

When I'm in a room full of people I don't know.

When I have to give a speech

when someones washing dishes and i just come in with my dirty dish trying to put in the sink then they just take it

when i watch movies and my parents walk in on the kissing scene! UGH!

when someone calls me when I'm taking a dump