Do vampires sh*t, why or why not?

Vampires don't need to eat, breath, or drink anything but blood. All processes stop. They drink the life of others because there's has stopped. For that reason, I think vampires do not poo (although I liked the blood pudding joke).

vampire bats do. those are the only "vampires" that exist.

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Sure they do. They eat so that poop.

Maybe the link below talks about that?

There are no vampires in this life.

yeh they give out something english people have in fry ups called black puddings lol

Yes. We still have to eat...

No they don't. Non existent creatures have no need to defecate.

In the woods do you mean? lol