Do you think you can handle the truth?

Answer these 10 questions and see how you do:

Q1) The CIA trained:

a) Osama Bin Laden

b) FEMA

c) Evel Knievel

Q2) Complete the following well known phrase; The red...

a) Threat

b) Flag of my fathers

c) Ramp

Q3) "To safely defeat the Russians in Afganistan you should train some locals who despise..."

a) Israel and the West

b) George Bush

c) The awful police

Q4) In reference to question 3, who said it?

a) An Eton educated spy

b) Local government reassurance

c) Joie Chitwood

Q5) Iraq and the 9/11 link is:

a) CIA link (fraudulently and unintelligently) made by then President W. Bush

b) I don't know, a shrimp omelette?

c) a canyon and I'm a rocket bike

Q6) Money is the route of all,

a) Evil

b) What can I do but start again?

c) Evel and it looks cooler

Q7) Truthers are

a) Scum

b) The Scissor Sisters

c) Weird stuff to endanger, it'll get in a crowd

Q8) President Obama,

a) is a confederate but he's such a nice one and he got Bin Laden.

b) makes me hate Scotland famed for its off shore oil, didn't UK coastal towns get refugee problems from Libya?

c) isn't even close to the end of the line of memorable Presidents.

Q9) How was President Obama brought into the Libyan conflict?

a) He was lied to by Sarcozy and Cameron, it won't turn out well.

b) Gaddafi wooed Microsoft and American jobs should be for American workers, we've got sand.

c) Las Vegas goons were paid to break every bone in his body if he didn't agree to Libyan confederate sharia terms.

Q10) Iran,

a) According to nut jon Tony Blair.

b) Next?

c) Easy.