Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

I GOT A SPEEDING TICKET LAST NIGHT, 123 IN A 65. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

god I'm getting so tired of this. All I'm doing is driving my Bugatti Veyron going about 115 on the wide open road where there was nobody else last night, the speed limit drops from 75 to 65, and the road was very well lit. Everything was going perfectly fine until this stupid *** cop in his lamborghini decides to leave his job of patrolling the highway just to pull me over. The cop told me that I was driving 123 mph in a 65 zone. Like what the hell, I thought I was going more like 115-120 in a 75. So he wrote me a $973,372 ticket, arrested me and impounded my vehicle. While I was in the car, he measured my BAC and it was .2548 so he added $1,002,129 to the ticket. I had to pay $937,539 bail just to get out of jail, which is only for REAL criminals, but had to pay an additional $1,002,378 for trying to break out. And I finally got my Bugatti Veyron back today after paying a $839,287 impound charge. I also had to pay a $998,735 fine to the community for endangerment, and my insurance charged me an additional $573,372. Wow what a bad ******* day I had. All I was doing was driving a little bit over the speed limit. But yet I had to spend the night in jail, pay all that money, and now I have to go to freaking court. What should I do?

6 Answers

Relevance
  • 10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    What should you do? Stop trolling. Nobody cares.

    zxc

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Go to court, but bring your katana. The judge may declare a ninja battle and dinosaurs may be involved. Choose your lawyer based on marksmanship because you may need long-range back-up. Don't worry. It's just a simple traffic violation and this is all standard procedure. Just focus on the target and victory is assured.

  • irle
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    candy. Take the Lambo Countache next time. It corners greater beneficial, and the seats are greater delicate for once you bounce out of your detention center cellular window into the motor vehicle whilst your truly warm female buddy has the engine working for a rapid getaway. Peace

  • 10 years ago

    Wow a cop in a lamborghini? Obviously he's picking on you for having more money than sense, he just wanted your money to fund his extravagant lifestyle.

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    go to court, dress like your going to church, cry when you see the judge and look very contrite.

  • 10 years ago

    stop having weird dreams and wake up.

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.