go to the nearest person to you clap your hands alot and say OH Yes.. then tell me what happend,?

My gf got mad and pinched my chest, then she said don't wake her up again she has to work in the mourning, then she rolled over and went to sleep

she snored in my face like a hibernational bear...it was my little sister who's asleep

I actually did this and they were just like, "what?" and returned to what they were doing.

lol my bro just looked at me and looked away haha

shes asleep, she snored

***** slapped.

im alone moron.