What are some things you said weirdly as a kid?

I couldn't say grandmother so for some reason my mom's mom was a called "Murner." MURN - ER Weird I know.

I have dyslexia and as a kid learning about compound words I thought that CAR-PET was a pet you kept in the car.

I thought a honeymoon was something new married couple took was riding up in a hot air balloon to the MOON.

I thought that when I left the room my toys came to life. Yes, like in Toy Story but the idea of that scared me to death! I still swear to this day that my favorite doll would change places by himself. I'd leave him sitting on the bed & he'd be flopped over somewhere else.

I had a really bad speech problem as a kid

I couldn't say, and I remember exactly:

Banana - I use to say it no where close

Breakfast - No clue, didn't even make sense

Piano = Fee - A - NO!

and a couple other ones. I use to get made fun of in 3rd grade because I was forced to go to speech classes.

Blanket = wanket.

Milk = wilk.

Mississippi = Mississississisippi.

Mama = jama.

I thought hairclips were clips you put your hair in. No, literally. I would pull my hair out, put it in the clip, then show my mama and she'd get pretty mad.

I also thought it'd be cheaper to cut my own hair, at 3 years old.

My nursery school picture, I was almost bald.

I wasn't the brightest youngster..

Elevator-Alligator I don't even know lmfao..

Also, I used to get up an down mixed up.

I lived in New Rork haha.

I use to think Adidas was pronounced Addy-das.

I'm not sure if I said things weirdly but I did get a lot of words mixed up, like three and tree and play and pray. My mum is super religious and whenever she said we had to pray, I'd be like ooh play time! xD

My Cousins called my Grandmother Momhelen but I couldn't say it and it became Honey so I still call her that.

Milk - Muk

Spaghetti - B'sketti

Kentucky- Kin-F*ck-y

One time, I was in the doctor's crowded waiting room with my mom. I told her loudly, "Ma, I want some Kin-F*ck-y Fried Chicken!" over and over. Boy, did those people stare.

i couldn't say comfortable,

so i said comshterble

:) but i taught myself how to say it,

somehow by using the word convertible?

whatever. now i can say it. :D

i also used to call shoulder blades roller blades. :3

i also had a neighbor named Priscella and i couldn't say that so i called her Gaga for years. ?? haha.

watermelon=waffermelon

You come come.That was my "You're welcome".